This is from Reuters via Yahoo News. FLASH! Correns, France. They (the paps) are offering a “treat” for the natives there if they make up stories about Brangelina. ” You’ll be treated to a free glass of ‘pastis’ if you can get a particularly silly story published.” First of all, what the hell is a “pastis”. Faster than you can mumble ‘Jolie’s pitts’ , I whipped out my webster’s and looked up the word. At first, I thought they meant pastries; and then I thought of pasta; and ultimately I thought of pasties ( you know- the kind strippers glue on their…….well anyhow). What pastis is is an anis-flavored, alcoholic drink, to stimulate appetite.. THE FRENCH - oh boy! I can promise you- here in the States, we need NO SUCH STIMULUS!
At any rate, there’s quite a riot of paparazzi filling in the cheese- making countryside, and it’s all because Brangelina and the Brood are there in Miraval, which happens to be near Correns. It’s been crazy , and the paps are working overtime trying to catch Brangelina going anywhere. The paps are riding motorbikes and cars to chase the ” bleu-bloods” wherever they may go. But here’s a tip: Brangelina never goes anywhere without their helicopter(THAT ought to save gas!).
The Locals are happy with this horrible frenzy because , well face it folks, what ELSE is there to do in a small french village? Milk cows, churn butter and cheese?! Besides that, they’re getting more revenue from the Brangelina hungry paps. Money is being spent. The ONLY part of the population in Correns whom are NOT HAPPY about Brangelina being there, are the Corren hunters who roam the Miraval Spread to hunt wild game. I mean, can you imagine bullets flying all around , and there’s Jolie pushing out babies?! I’m telling you, SOMEONE DIDN’T DO THEIR HOMEWORK.
Bon Chance!
Well, now I think that I’ve seen everything! Brangelina has managed to turn gossip titans
‘Entertainment Tonight’ and ‘The National Enquirer’ against each other. And you know, most times I’d be happily clapping bravos , but since I CAN’T STAND Brangelina, I’m wholeheartedly on the side of ET and the N.E. (sort of). Oddly enough, the information here comes from The National Enquirer and FOX NEWS .COM (go figure!). Okay, in a nutshell, Entertainment Tonight called it on t.v. , that Angelina had her twin-erds. To prove ET wrong, The National Enquirer supposedly sent a reporter to France where they
interviewed francais,(the french) there ( how reliable!), and were told that there has been
no activity to suggest that Angelina would have had her twins. But Entertainment Tonight refuses to back away from their claim, and as I type here, ET has not come forward with a “recant”.
Here’s what I think. These two grand ‘ goiters ‘ of gossip should NOT be battling each other. They should join forces WITH ME , and start taking their HAT PINS out to deflate this media MONSTER known as Brangelina!! With enough big “players ” (and moi), we can battle this entity that was conceived on a ” filming couch”, (or whatever), and put these two into an outer orbit where they cannot make anyone else ill! My God ! - has
no one seen “INDEPENDENCE DAY” ?! It was EPIC to say the least! - We can find what their weaknesses are. We can implant a virus SOMEWHERE,- kids are always getting sick. C’mon you guys, WE CAN DO THIS!
later Maynard!
This tidbit comes from intouchonline.com. Astoundingly there IS someone in Hollywood
who will not milk the Pitt, Clooney connection, just so he can appear “cool”. This actor, Mark Wahlberg, is a man who is happy and confident enough to stand on his own and make it in Hollywood. Yes, he admits, not every movie he makes is a slam dunk. But he feels that WHATEVER happens , he’ll do it on his own without standing next to Pitt or Clooney for support. He goes on to say that the “Ocean’s Eleven franchise is overrated.
Originally, Wahlberg was offered the part of Matt Damon’s character, Linus Caldwell, but he declined it. It went to Damon, but Wahlberg doesn’t regret it , ” I had to step out on my own. I made two bad movies instead- ‘Planet of the Apes’ and ‘The Truth About Charlie’- but doing that was better than sitting with Brad Pitt and George, telling the press how great everybody is! That’s not for me. ” Also Wahlberg has stated that the second Ocean’s Eleven- Twelve? “sucked!”
I’ve watched some of the Ocean’s Eleven movie and bits of the sequels, and was BORED
TO TEARS! It made me want to ” prank call” my parent’s satellite company- (I don’t watch t.v. in the daytime- except in the morning, or at my parent’s). But watching Pitt do what he does best- acting as himself - you know the main reason they keep Pitt in,
is because he’s the “look” of the Ocean’s movies. It couldn’t be Oceans whatever,
without him. So- that’s one thing you can say about the ” Bradster”. He’s a posterboy
supreme.
Au Revoir!
