I Hate Brangelina

Just when I thought that Clint Eastwood had lost his rational reasoning because he pals around with the Brangelina, he goes and performs an act of valor that I have to say, makes me misty-eyed. At the New York  premier of his movie ” The Changeling“, to a predominantly liberal audience, he reveals that he is a SARAH PALIN MAN! He says that he’s impressed with her debating skills(me too, Clint!) Clint Eastwood is a Libertarian (I have NO IDEA what that entails!)

While I can just imagine all the liberal heads turning 360 degrees (ala Regan in “The Exorcist“), I can see Clint Eastwood saying with sweet innocence, that he really digs her without really understanding the whys of all the laments from these apoplectic liberals.

Oh Clint, sometimes you really “hit the ball outta the ball park!”

“Would you like some chili on those dogs?”

(Paat! This info is from Page Six.).

Eins, frei, drei…

This is from Showbiz Spy.com. It’s just a teeny, tiny article, that’s barely a paragraph.
But it states that Pitt and Clooney, whom are best friends- well it states that Pitt
DOESN’T TRUST his pal with his children. Brad Pitt said that his friend is too much
of a jokester to be left alone with the youngsters. The paragraph ends with the sentence, [We bet the Brangelina Bunch could teach him a trick or two]-(that’s a FACT, JACK!).

Now this paragraph was written on September 12, 2008, so it’s a tad dated. But boy, that’s a heck of a thing to say about your best friend! I’m wondering right now, what would Clooney do with the Brangelina bunch if left alone with them? I mean, is he going to tie them up? Would he hang them upside down? Would he feed the tribe ice cream for five days solid (for some kids, that’s not a problem!!) ?-What? The way it sounds, it’s like Clooney’s child public enemy number 1!

What I think it means, is that Clooney looked at all the kids Jolie and Pitt were amassing, became quite alarmed, and told Pitt “Thanks- but NO THANKS! I’M OUTTA HERE!” Who can blame him? We have heard what an out of control bunch they are. I guess we’ll never know. But I can hear Clooney baby-sitting the “wreaking crew”and saying happily, “Come on kids, who wants a bowl of ice cream….AND OLD LACE!?!

Jokingly Yours from The Brangelina Zone…..

WHAT-ME A DANGER?
SWEET, LITTLE ME?

This is from Mike Walker’s column in the National Enquirer. It’s real small, but it tells you how big (and unfortunately how good the Brangelina myth making machine is)!

Julia Roberts (who stars in the film “Duplicity” with Angelina’s ex Billy Bob Thornton), is a very curious woman! From Mike Walker’s column;

[Julia admitted to a close pal she tried to restrain herself from “peppering” Billy
Bob with questions about the sexiest woman on the planet. Said the pal:"Of course,
Julia and BRAD PITT are friends, but she didn't spend much time with Angelina, and
she is very curious about her. Julia said that every time she felt the urge to ask Billy
Bob about his ex, she bit her tongue she just didn’t know how he would take it.”]-Mike Walker. (GEEZ LOUISE! GAG, GAG, PLUH!).

Okay, let me tell you what I think. Julia, I’m going to give you some information
about Jolie:

1. She’s suspiciously too thin (when she’s not pregnant, give her a couple of months!);

2. She’s got a thing for kids; adopted and her biological ones (there’s no limit as to the number she will have);

3. She think she’s french PARISIAN (NOT!) Her mom was french CANADIAN (see my
way old article about her heritage!);

4. Other’s keep INSISTING that she’s oscar worthy. We’ll see;

5. She tends to fancy men who are already married to other women.  You know, like
friends…tee hee!

Well Mrs. Moder, I hope that  I’ve helped to quench the curiosity that you have for Angelina. I can tell you that beyond a shadow of a doubt, I surely have had enough!!

So long, Mein Minkie!