Brangelina: Well, They(And I) Were Wrong

I (and the Enquirer) were wrong. Angelina Jolie has delivered her twins, one boy and one girl. The boy’s name is Knox Leon, and the girl’s name is Vivienne Marcheline Jolie Pitt. Knox weighed in at five pounds-three ounces, and Vivienne weighed five pounds. They were born yester-day at eight p.m.. Both mother and twins are doing fine. Jolie is expected to stay in the hospital for a couple of days, probably because she delivered the twins by cesarean birth.

brad pitt and angelina jolie

I guess that fear of twins is a non issue because this is a boy and a girl. But this is only pertaining to dress code and dormitory (bed mates). It doesn’t mean that they will not be close, they will.Pitt was seen coming and going. He was present for the births (sans James Haven- le o’ncle). Also,the twins photos have already been sold (wow- I wouldn’t be surprised
if this wasn’t done when she knew thatshe was pregnant). (I also wouldn’t be surprised if it isn’t People Magazine who’s going to get the first photo(s) of the twins- but it hasn’t been announced yet).

And now, about those names! Vivienne is a classy, classy name; Marcheline is her mother’s first name- obvious choice. So the girl twin did okay. Now the boy twin.
WHAT THE HELL DID THAT BOY EVER DO TO JOLIE AND PITT??!! KNOX LEON???!! WHAT THE HECK?! Did they shoot for Ponce De Leon, saw a Knox
Gelatin salad and decided to combine them together?! Juan (which is the first name
of Ponce De Leon ) , would have been a better choice than KNOX. HAHAHA! I’m
sorry, but that name is their BIGGEST “laughster” TO DATE!

Bon Ami! ( a play on words).Knox to you all !

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