This is a follow-up of sorts to the story I wrote about Roseanne Barr and her comments
about Angelina Jolie. I guess Jon Voight is angry about Roseanne “calling out” his daughter as being “evil spawn” and Pitt being “vacuous” (ALL TRUE, by the way!). But if you ask me(it doesn’t matter, I’m going to say it anyhow), I think that Voight is trying desperately to book passage to the “league of worlds” Brangelina is birthin’, and is pandering to her.He wants SO MUCH to do this that he affronts anyone who calls down
Angelina(by the way Mr. Voight, I hate to tell you this, it isn’t going to work. Angelina
springs from “Antoinette’s” bloodline and carries with her a sharp cutting blade- so look out!).
Of course, Voight had some time back said the very same thing about his daughter Angelina (how soon they forget). And let me tell you, I’ve been looking for that video, but couldn’t find it. It showed him on a street somewhere, blubbering his eyes out about how sick in the “projector”(emotions, mind ) his daughter was , and was in need of help (once again, ALL TRUE). So now Angelina is giving her dear ol’ dad the “three blind mice” routine (I can’t hear you, see you, nor say “come on in!”). And Grandpa’s paying the price for speaking the truth. So then, why is he now calling Roseanne sick in the mind??
Oh Jon, COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW, WILL YA!
“I call you sick in the mind, therefore you are!”
JONNY B. GOODE-Y’ALL!
This is fron Us Magazine.com.. The article says that Angelina Jolie, has not made up her mind yet as to whom she will vote for president. Will it be for Barack Obama, or John MeCain? Hmmm, let’s see. No- no answer from her madameship yet. Did you know that
she’s an independent?! Bet you didn’t. With all her third world efforts and such, you would think that she’s a card- toting,(dyed in the wool) liberal. Not so. In actuality, she’s ’sittin’ the fence’.No- what I mean, she’s neither liberal or conservative (there’s a joke in there somewhere, I just know it!).
Which leads me to prognosticate. Since I believe(don’t quote me), that Pitt is a liberal, I’m thinking she will vote for Obama. But, there’s a danger if she does- she may ask
for a post in his administration., (Hey!-that’s not funny, either!).
“I’m packin’ my bags, my thumb is out and I’m doing the Timbuktoo shuffle!”
This comes from Us Mag. People, and every other ‘talking heads’ on the net. Angelina Jolie is going to take over the role of Tom Cruise’s character(a guy named Edwin A. Salt); and since he’s gone from the movie, they’re rewriting the role to fit Jolie (another
unbelievable spy movie with Zola!).However, Yahoo says that it’s not a sure deal yet (does it matter?). Since she did so well with the “Wanted” movie,(God help us!), they’re stumbling over themselves to make her happy (losers!).
But I have a question. Madame Jolie, didn’t you just have a C-section? That IS considered major surgery! And also, didn’t you just give birth to twins? I mean, don’t you have to bond with the twinlets? You know, just to let them know that you’re their mother?!
And also, didn’t you say that you wanted to stay home with the kiddies? I know I read this in your interviews. In fact, you say this EVERY TIME YOU GIVE BIRTH, OR ADOPT. YOU NEVER DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO! Why is that?!
So- there you have it folks. Another movie role, and then another. Peppered with multiple births and mass adoptions sprinkled here and there. Where will it all end?
Ça ne fait rien.
