This comes from Us Magazine. Well, I wrote about Shyloc and Zeebra (NO,NO,NO -it’s Shiloh and Zahara, get it right, girl!). Now, I’m going to write a little about Maalox (Maddox!!- yikes!). The only thing to report is that Maddox visited his mamae, Jolie- ZZZzz…. That’s it on this part of the column. (Hey- where’s Tupac?- I mean Pax!?-WOW!)
But the other part of this story is about the award that the Mayor of Nice (pro-nounced niece), has decided to confer on the pre-wunderkins. The FARTuitous mayor of Nice, France, Christian Estrosi has decided to make Brangelina’s pre-twins honorary citizens of that schleppy town (way to kiss arse there ,dude!). But what really makes me wonder is , if they’re born in France (l’oncle bobo), aren’t they Frenchies by birth? I believe they are. So- Monsieur Estrosi, is this all NOTHING but a grapply, mushy, hiney, bubble butt kissing exercise to embed yourself into Brangelina’s good graces!? Hmmm?
The question one has to ask themselves is- why doesn’t Jolie want her biological children to be born in the U-N-I-T-E-D S-T-A-T-E-S…….???! It’s three for zero now, folks.
Later
Oh boy! Did I happened upon one of the greatest
stories ever!!!
Jennifer Aniston is starting her own production company with
a friend , Kristin Hahn. A woman who worked with Jennifer
at Plan B Productions started by brad pitt ( jen’s ne’er -do-well
ex-husband ). Jennifer and pitt started the company when THEY were married (remember THAT pitt? ). Hmmm..
Well , the articles ( it’s all over the net ) state(s) that Jennifer and her friend Kristin , started ECHO FILMS, which will
feature films that “echo” people and events that positively shape others. It’s a bold move for Jennifer and I want to be one of the first ones to congratulate her for her fortitude, courage and intelligence , along with her co-founder Kristin Hahn). To have women who are independent and willing to take a chance is to be admired. That and the fact that I’m a HUGE JENNIFER ANISTON FAN- “YOU ARE THE CHAMPION, YOU ARE THE CHAMPION- NO TIME FOR LOSERS ! CAUSE YOU ARE THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!! ” So it appears that madam jolie is not the ONLY ONE giving birth! Giving birth to twins is great, but to give birth to a visual idea is glorious!! To give birth to a classic film which people will hopefully watch over and over again is genius.
However, ( you knew that there would be a however!) I’m already worried about how the jealous jolie will react to news that the ex-wife of her partner is starting a film production company. One that apparently won’t have the say so of men to control them?
Madam jolie is not one to take a back seat. It appears that she must be the winner in any contest of one-upmanship . If you give her an inch-she will take also a mile, your shoes, your car and leave a person with nada! Yikes!!!
I will make a prediction. Don’t be too surprised that after she has these twins , and adopt others. I believe that we will read of jolie starting her own production company, complete with her own board of directors..-pitt . And the tabloids will run panting
after the ‘ couragous, “brilliant” jolie. YEA RIGHT. I can guarantee you that I’ll be there
waiting with my pea shooter AND DARTS!
