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According to Access Hollywood and Penny Smith, Britains’ GMTV news anchor, George Clooney is a prankster ( no- really?). He’s such a “nice” guy, that he makes his buddies
feel bad about not winning an oscar . Mr. Clooney has won a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for “Syriana”. And when pitt, or
any of his other budies come over, (supposedly), he makes them stand with the oscar statuette, and give a fake acceptance
speech (what a peachy dude!). He even takes pictures of these friends with the oscar (he’s merciless!).

Mr. Clooney says with much relish (any mustard with that ‘dog’ dude?), how much joy he receives when the recipient of this oscar
fake-adilly is herr pitt. Clooney goes on to say that what he enjoys most is gloating, - “Because things aren’t going well for him (pitt).” “And angelina is ugly”, says Penny Smith (in jest) , who interviewed him. “she’s hard to look at,” George joked, ( oy vey!)

The rest of the article goes on ad nauseate . I mean . does anyone believe this??! I don’t - not for a minute. I’m going to express my opinion here. In spite of all the joking that i do, I use jokes on this site to NEUTRALIZE my anger towards pitt and jolie for what they’ve done to Aniston. I find that this is a positive way of dealing with my negative feelings. AND I believe that George Clooney IS DOING THE SAME. I believe that Mr. Clooney
is still trying to come to terms with what pitt and jolie have done. I also believe that there are MANY in the circle of pitt’s friends , that feel deep, deep down inside of them, that pitt ruined his reputation, career and his life in general. I AM NOT SPEAKING FOR MR. CLOONEY. I must be honest and truthful here. But I can’t help but see
through these “jokes” that George uses, and he does this PRETTY MUCH EVERY
TIME HE TALKS ABOUT HIS BEST PAL. You got to wonder about it all.
But- King George loves to mess with pitt. So do we.