I Hate Brangelina

Well what do we have here!?! It’s Cannes, it’s the Eastwoods and the jolie/pitts; it’s
the red carpet, and the feeding frenzy of the paps. What’s missing? Oh yes, the lovely, lingering kiss between two famous women. One is the ever blatant, always visible and “bi-coastal” angelina jolie. The other is the wife of a very famous actor, producer and director, Clint Eastwood. Her name is Dina Eastwood (orientation - unknown).
The bi- coastal jolie also can tout a famous partner - brad pitt- (oy!).

Now I’m not going to say too much about this because (it’s just too easy for me to run wild with it), But honestly folks, it’s just a little peck on the lips, and there’s really nothing else going on, and IT IS FRANCE! So let’s not get our panties in a bunch (except for all you out there with your thongs; then your panties REALLY ARE in a bunch- actually there ARE No backs to your panties. And to all you going “commando” -you’re
so cool! - literally).

Back to the point of this article, Looking at the picture, these two women are only giving each other greetings, well - wishes and a hearty “hail fair-weather friend!” Can you feel
the happy feelings that this picture evokes? Now at this second in time, right when the kiss occured, they thought nothing of it. But I believe that as time goes on; at a time when they are alone, or at the dead of night when Clint, brad, the brood and Haven are
asleep, these two stoic women are going to ‘relive” this very wonderful, secret , AND delicious moment that was stolen in plain view, in front of the whole world.I believe that jolie will feel a little trapped, and Dina will be feeling a little trapped; and as they keep reliving the moment over and over, they might waver in their feelings and things could get a little dicey. Then jolie will look at brad, and Dina will look atClint (oy!), and it can cause another scandal. Yeah………. I’m taking bets, folks! Come on , who is
willing to give me 5 to 1 odds?!

Okay, this time, I’m looking at  FoxNews.com, and the article that’s at the top of the list of articles talks about how there’s already oscar buzz for angelina jolie’s movie , “The Changeling”. Clint Eastwood directs the film, and also wrote the score (music) for it. Clint Eastwood must be feeling his oats (the man is 78 years old!),  because he definitely is throwing himself into this movie, and of course the preggers jolie. (Quick! How many
zip codes does jolie live in simulaneously? Answer -two; one  for her, and one for her stomach! -Okay, corny and stupid, I know! crunch, crunch , crunch!)

ANYHOW- It’s reported that her character in the “Changeling”, is one Christine Collins (jolie) whose son is kidnapped and returned . But at the photo-op - (art imitates life- so it seems), Christine realizes that the boy isn’t her son. The movie goes on about her struggle with corrupt cops, a skeptical public. etc., etc,, She keeps pushing for finding the real son, but she’s fighting a losing battle. I won’t go on because I’m bored with the movie already.

Anyhow, as I read the article (before I was rudely interrupted when I had to go
into the synopsis of this dull movie.),the article says that Eastwood was brilliant
in the telling of this story; and that jolie will DEFINITELY win an oscar for this
movies portrayal. So now, we have “Kung Fu Panda“, a cartoon with jolie’s voice
in it (yikes!); “Wanted” - the second movie jolie has coming out;  where she’s sooo thin,that her gun holster had to be crazy-glued to her thighs to keep them up, Then this movie “Changeling”, AND “The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button” which features herr pitt will be crawling out of it’s tomb soon. So all of these brangelina movies will be coming out one after another; HOW can they not somehow squeeze an oscar or golden globes out of that menagerie?? i have one word for you that would insure that they
don’t get one…….

B-O-Y-C-O-T-T!