Brangelina: I’m Grabbing My Crotch And Saluting Y’all!

admin | I hate brangelina! | Tuesday, 19 August 2008

This comes from Us Magazine and TMZ. I’m getting a glimmer of an idea here, that I may have a’comrade-in-arms’ whom it appears shares my predilection for “spearing” Brangelina. I say the more the merrier! I went to her web-site (we all have them!),
and I read her entry about the dastardly duo(Brange), and while it was more “toned down”, she still rails against them.

Now Roseanne was an innovator and she made quite the inroads in comedy. I remember her stint on Carson when she was doing her comedy routine. I watched her show for all the years it was on. When that ended, I lost track of her. But I’m happy to know that she’s still visible. I’ll tell you something, she’s never been shy. And by what she says about Brangelina, I have to applaud her. Not just because I also spear Brangelina, but because she’s a  known personality. she’s part of Hollywood, and the “industry”, and she still has gone out on a limb to “go after” Dame Jolie and “Minor domo” Pitt. The only other person who’s famous to do such a thing was Donald Trump with his ‘Angelina is such a lousy daughter spiel’ (he later recanted his attack-Booo!). I’ll let you read for yourselves what she said about them. But for me….

Bravissimo!

I Hate Brangelina: No, Not For Today!

admin | I hate brangelina! | Monday, 18 August 2008

This comes to you from: AOL, PEOPLE, US MAGAZINE, IN TOUCH, OK, YAHOO, ETC.,
ETC.. Well, apparently, a male crooner we’ve all heard about is singing like a “jail house magpie”. He’s doing soooo much singing as to put the sing in “sing, sing”prison.John Mayer, who was “dating” Jennifer Aniston, is going around to all the media outlets, talking to anyone who’ll listen, that HE was the one who dumped Aniston. But you know what? I’m going to let him speak for himself.”:

1.”There’s no lying, there’s no cheating,
there’s no nothing,”
2.”People are different, people have different
chemistry,”
3. “I ended a relationship to be alone, because
I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if
something’s not right.”
4.”If you guys are going to run stuff and run
every lie under the sun, have somebody stand
up for somebody,”
5. “Have me as a man who ended a relationship stand
here and write some truth. Have me stand up for
somebody and write that Jennifer Aniston is the
smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve
ever met.”
6.”She’s one of the most lovely people I’ve ever met
in my life and I’m going through something that’s
a very personal thing and you have to give that up,”
7.”You have to give everything up because you can’t
have it all and it sucks.”
8.”I’m sorry that the story’s not interesting,” the
30-year-old added. “But it’s about time that somebody
stands up for that girl and I think she’s great.”
9. John Mayer defended Jennifer Aniston and described
their recent breakup as “the most normal thing in
the worLd.”
Here’s my opinion:
1.for the first quote you made; there’s also no
class, no gallantry,no standards,no guts, no man.
2. different chemistry? So- how long did it take
you to find this out?? It only takes an instant
to know if you dig someone or not. I don’t think it’s
chemistry that you lack-only excuses.
3. you had to be alone?-Dude, you want to be alone?
Go lock yourself in the bathroom for a while,
you’re always alone there.
4. won’t even bother with.
5.have YOU as a man who stands up for Jennifer??! Are
you kidding me??! Dude, people were calling you out
left and right and unfortunately, they were right.
6, 7, 8. GIVE ME A BREAK! NEXT-!
9. So- breaking up was “the most normal thing in
the world”??!_ Were you in “Apocalypso” dude??! -
-handing out hearts? Don’t lie!
(note: my apologies to the Incan and Mayan people).What I don’t understand is- meeting was a mutual thing, but then why did you woo her? Why all the charm, gifts and making her feel that she had met her knight in shining armor?? WHY? THAT PART , PLUS DUMPING HER (if it’s true), is what makes me
HATE MAYER!

Another Reason To Hate Brangelina

admin | I hate brangelina! | Sunday, 17 August 2008

Well, I guess you all have seen and read on the web, about Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer’s breakup. It’s all over the web, and it’s pretty hard to miss it. I (because I’m an ardent fan of hers) am heartbroken over this, even though it had a fifty/fifty chance of making it. I was hoping for the best for her, and in a way for Mayer. Though I read
many things about him; he was going “gangbusters” in pursuing her. Plying her with flowers galore, candy, gifts. It really looked like she had found her prince charming. Let’s just say, I was praying for it. Nope, not to be. So Jennifer (and to a great extent) her
fans have to go on, hoping and waiting.

But let’s talk about the other side of this horrible coin that she’s forced to toss. Brangelina. Oh yes, they’re forever sealed on the same coin here. They can NEVER escape. No one can escape the crimes they commit.And while they glory over themselves, their children and their own self love, always remember that it came at a HORRIBLE COST. This cost is never to themselves of course, but to a lovely, funny ,beautiful and gentle woman. Her name is Jennifer Aniston, and she will go on. She’s a strong, wonderful woman. Unfortunately, Brangelina will go on also-but hardly for the same reason(s).

Accipere quam facere praestat injuriam -(It is better to suffer an injustice than to do an injustice)