This comes to you from: AOL, PEOPLE, US MAGAZINE, IN TOUCH, OK, YAHOO, ETC.,
ETC.. Well, apparently, a male crooner we’ve all heard about is singing like a “jail house magpie”. He’s doing soooo much singing as to put the sing in “sing, sing”prison.John Mayer, who was “dating” Jennifer Aniston, is going around to all the media outlets, talking to anyone who’ll listen, that HE was the one who dumped Aniston. But you know what? I’m going to let him speak for himself.”:

1.”There’s no lying, there’s no cheating,
there’s no nothing,”
2.”People are different, people have different
chemistry,”
3. “I ended a relationship to be alone, because
I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if
something’s not right.”
4.”If you guys are going to run stuff and run
every lie under the sun, have somebody stand
up for somebody,”
5. “Have me as a man who ended a relationship stand
here and write some truth. Have me stand up for
somebody and write that Jennifer Aniston is the
smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve
ever met.”
6.”She’s one of the most lovely people I’ve ever met
in my life and I’m going through something that’s
a very personal thing and you have to give that up,”
7.”You have to give everything up because you can’t
have it all and it sucks.”
8.”I’m sorry that the story’s not interesting,” the
30-year-old added. “But it’s about time that somebody
stands up for that girl and I think she’s great.”
9. John Mayer defended Jennifer Aniston and described
their recent breakup as “the most normal thing in
the worLd.”
Here’s my opinion:
1.for the first quote you made; there’s also no
class, no gallantry,no standards,no guts, no man.
2. different chemistry? So- how long did it take
you to find this out?? It only takes an instant
to know if you dig someone or not. I don’t think it’s
chemistry that you lack-only excuses.
3. you had to be alone?-Dude, you want to be alone?
Go lock yourself in the bathroom for a while,
you’re always alone there.
4. won’t even bother with.
5.have YOU as a man who stands up for Jennifer??! Are
you kidding me??! Dude, people were calling you out
left and right and unfortunately, they were right.
6, 7, 8. GIVE ME A BREAK! NEXT-!
9. So- breaking up was “the most normal thing in
the world”??!_ Were you in “Apocalypso” dude??! -
-handing out hearts? Don’t lie!
(note: my apologies to the Incan and Mayan people).What I don’t understand is- meeting was a mutual thing, but then why did you woo her? Why all the charm, gifts and making her feel that she had met her knight in shining armor?? WHY? THAT PART , PLUS DUMPING HER (if it’s true), is what makes me
HATE MAYER!