This is from Reuters via Yahoo News. FLASH! Correns, France. They (the paps) are offering a “treat” for the natives there if they make up stories about Brangelina. ” You’ll be treated to a free glass of ‘pastis’ if you can get a particularly silly story published.” First of all, what the hell is a “pastis”. Faster than you can mumble ‘Jolie’s pitts’ , I whipped out my webster’s and looked up the word. At first, I thought they meant pastries; and then I thought of pasta; and ultimately I thought of pasties ( you know- the kind strippers glue on their…….well anyhow). What pastis is is an anis-flavored, alcoholic drink, to stimulate appetite.. THE FRENCH - oh boy! I can promise you- here in the States, we need NO SUCH STIMULUS!
At any rate, there’s quite a riot of paparazzi filling in the cheese- making countryside, and it’s all because Brangelina and the Brood are there in Miraval, which happens to be near Correns. It’s been crazy , and the paps are working overtime trying to catch Brangelina going anywhere. The paps are riding motorbikes and cars to chase the ” bleu-bloods” wherever they may go. But here’s a tip: Brangelina never goes anywhere without their helicopter(THAT ought to save gas!).
The Locals are happy with this horrible frenzy because , well face it folks, what ELSE is there to do in a small french village? Milk cows, churn butter and cheese?! Besides that, they’re getting more revenue from the Brangelina hungry paps. Money is being spent. The ONLY part of the population in Correns whom are NOT HAPPY about Brangelina being there, are the Corren hunters who roam the Miraval Spread to hunt wild game. I mean, can you imagine bullets flying all around , and there’s Jolie pushing out babies?! I’m telling you, SOMEONE DIDN’T DO THEIR HOMEWORK.
Bon Chance!
This is a huge news flash! I just saw this on E! Online.com. The first item to show is that the jolie-pitts have flown the coop (USA)!! They just plunked down $ sixty million $
dollars on a virtual country. A thousand acres, complete with a thirty-five bedroom home with vineyard,lake, forest, moat and adjacent caves where they can deal with unruly and incompetent serfs and chambermaids (just a little joke). This place is in the south of
France (sure, because her mother is CANADIAN!).
You know what this means, don’t you? That brangelina will be gone much of the time, and that they really don’t have too much to do here. Especially where their movie careers are concerned. Yes- they have movies coming out, but most of their movies are sunk
before they even start. And it also means that jolie won. She won her battle to move to
France; to live like a french bohemian. And that means that pitt lost. Lost his will to be the leading force in this relationship; he lost his power, and lost his meaning. He may truly enjoy France, but I think that he lost period. I give him maybe two years max, before he starts wanting to come back to the United State. I have no qualms
saying that he is a USA boy from the get -go, and that he will want to come back.
It’s been stated that jolie wants the children to speak french; to learn french ways. Even pitt had to bow to her demands. If this article is true, then there’s only one thing I’m going to say:
HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This comes out of the National Ledger written by Ginger Marks ( 5/11/08). This article contains two items . Some nonsense about jolie and pitt going globe-trotting when jolie’s pregnant again. After wrapping up the longest time brangelina had remained in the US , they are off again in France, Monaco, blah, blah ,blah.
But the other item has to do with pitt and his brother Doogie (Doug ) sending pitt’s parents on an around the world vacation. A five week trip that will take in such exotic
destinations like: “France ( big surprise), Italy, Norway, Finland, China and three countries in Africa.” Of course Bill and Jane Pitt ( le parents pitt) are very excited. This was done as a birthday gift for papa Bill’s sixty-seventh birthday ( how thoughtful!) , but I see another sinister reason behind this generousity.
Is it my fault that I can see into the dark regions of other people’s intent??! Of COURSE , this was pitt and doogie’s idea - PITCHED BY none other than angelina (how evil
is that?). Pitt and bro Doogie look like heros; mom and dad pitt are making a trip to Zimbabwe, and jolie is in- law free until the birthin’ of le bebes! Hahahah! I can’t stand it! It’s just too easy sometimes!
