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Knox And Vivienne: Now They’re Ranking Them?!

admin — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:12:34 +0000

From People Mag, now they’re ranking the total of people who bought their magazine for the cover story of the twins Knox and Vivienne Jolie Pitt. First of all, WHO CARES! Secondly, does everyone come with a ranking? And thirdly, how sad is it that People Magazine always feels the need to ‘butter their toast’ with the slippery, slidey rancid-oleo of Brangelina? I mean- how cliquish and juvenile of them. But what are you going to
do when there’s nothing else to report, ay? So for the sake of all you who need to know what the ranking is, I’ll post it here.

People Magazine’s ranking of their cover stories:
1. The Death of Princess Diana
2. The Death of John Kennedy Jr.
3. The Events of 911
4. The Birth of Knox Leon (I finally spelled it right!), And Vivienne Marcheline Jolie Pitt.

I have just a few observations. One, why wasn’t Heath Ledger on this list? Second, could I be overly dissecting this that the first three “rankings” are all dead??! I mean, this is kind of freaky! But that’s how they’re ranking this. Good Luck and Good Night!

‘Glad Not To Be Ranked!’

Au Voir!

Angelina Jolie: Oh, Oh Crazy Grampa’s At It Again!!

admin — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:07:36 +0000

This is a follow-up of sorts to the story I wrote about Roseanne Barr and her comments
about Angelina Jolie. I guess Jon Voight is angry about Roseanne “calling out” his daughter as being “evil spawn” and Pitt being “vacuous” (ALL TRUE, by the way!). But if you ask me(it doesn’t matter, I’m going to say it anyhow), I think that Voight is trying desperately to book passage to the “league of worlds” Brangelina is birthin’, and is pandering to her.He wants SO MUCH to do this that he affronts anyone who calls down
Angelina(by the way Mr. Voight, I hate to tell you this, it isn’t going to work. Angelina
springs from “Antoinette’s” bloodline and carries with her a sharp cutting blade- so look out!).

Of course, Voight had some time back said the very same thing about his daughter Angelina (how soon they forget). And let me tell you, I’ve been looking for that video, but couldn’t find it. It showed him on a street somewhere, blubbering his eyes out about how sick in the “projector”(emotions, mind ) his daughter was , and was in need of help (once again, ALL TRUE). So now Angelina is giving her dear ol’ dad the “three blind mice” routine (I can’t hear you, see you, nor say “come on in!”). And Grandpa’s paying the price for speaking the truth. So then, why is he now calling Roseanne sick in the mind??
Oh Jon, COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW, WILL YA!

“I call you sick in the mind, therefore you are!”

JONNY B. GOODE-Y’ALL!

Brad Pitt Meets Aniston: “Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid!”

admin — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:25:17 +0000

Oh Lord! We must be in a very evil “Legos” loop! NOW- it appears that Jennifer is not only in danger of talking to Lestat Jr. (Pitt- Interview with the Vampire), but is scheduled of coming in contact with him at the Toronto Film Festival, (you dang Canadians- We
want a sucession!).And then again at the Venice, Ca Film festival,(you dang lilac-wearing hippies!).

Us Magazine is reporting that this spine-chilling,disastrous meeting COULD happen. Luckily, we have one ‘FLAMING SKULL’ in our pockets. It’s female and answers to Madame Jolie. I’m hoping against hope that she remains true to form and sutures that little happening null and void!

However, if she fails, and Pitt indeed goes to Toronto and Venice to meet with Jennifer; or even worse, Jolie joins him there to get her ‘digs’ into Jen. Whatever the outcome of that meeting, will decide how Aniston’s GLOBAL FAN BASE REACTS. Tread carefully, Lestat Jr..

Via Con “Please don’t!”
(To all parties concerned).