I Hate Brangelina

Well, now I think that I’ve seen everything! Brangelina has managed to turn gossip titans
‘Entertainment Tonight’  and ‘The National Enquirer’ against each other. And you know, most times I’d be happily clapping bravos , but since I CAN’T STAND Brangelina, I’m wholeheartedly on the side of  ET  and the N.E. (sort of). Oddly enough, the information here comes from The National Enquirer and FOX NEWS .COM (go figure!). Okay, in a nutshell,  Entertainment Tonight called it on t.v. , that  Angelina had her twin-erds. To prove ET wrong, The National Enquirer supposedly sent a reporter to France where they
interviewed francais,(the french) there ( how reliable!), and were told that there has been
no activity to suggest that Angelina would have had her twins. But Entertainment Tonight refuses to back away from their claim, and as I type here, ET has not come forward with a “recant”.

Here’s what I think. These two grand ‘ goiters ‘ of gossip should NOT be battling each other. They should join forces WITH ME , and start taking their HAT PINS out  to deflate this media MONSTER known as Brangelina!! With enough big “players ” (and moi), we can battle this entity that was conceived on a ” filming couch”, (or whatever), and put these two into an outer orbit where they cannot make anyone else ill!  My God ! - has
no one seen “INDEPENDENCE DAY” ?! It was EPIC  to say the least!  - We can find what their weaknesses are. We can implant a virus SOMEWHERE,- kids are always getting sick. C’mon you guys,  WE CAN DO THIS!

later Maynard!