A French Riot Because Of Brangelina
This is from Reuters via Yahoo News. FLASH! Correns, France. They (the paps) are offering a “treat” for the natives there if they make up stories about Brangelina. ” You’ll be treated to a free glass of ‘pastis’ if you can get a particularly silly story published.” First of all, what the hell is a “pastis”. Faster than you can mumble ‘Jolie’s pitts’ , I whipped out my webster’s and looked up the word. At first, I thought they meant pastries; and then I thought of pasta; and ultimately I thought of pasties ( you know- the kind strippers glue on their…….well anyhow). What pastis is is an anis-flavored, alcoholic drink, to stimulate appetite.. THE FRENCH - oh boy! I can promise you- here in the States, we need NO SUCH STIMULUS!
At any rate, there’s quite a riot of paparazzi filling in the cheese- making countryside, and it’s all because Brangelina and the Brood are there in Miraval, which happens to be near Correns. It’s been crazy , and the paps are working overtime trying to catch Brangelina going anywhere. The paps are riding motorbikes and cars to chase the ” bleu-bloods” wherever they may go. But here’s a tip: Brangelina never goes anywhere without their helicopter(THAT ought to save gas!).
The Locals are happy with this horrible frenzy because , well face it folks, what ELSE is there to do in a small french village? Milk cows, churn butter and cheese?! Besides that, they’re getting more revenue from the Brangelina hungry paps. Money is being spent. The ONLY part of the population in Correns whom are NOT HAPPY about Brangelina being there, are the Corren hunters who roam the Miraval Spread to hunt wild game. I mean, can you imagine bullets flying all around , and there’s Jolie pushing out babies?! I’m telling you, SOMEONE DIDN’T DO THEIR HOMEWORK.
Bon Chance!